The Sad 2015 Coachella Lineup

I have some questions for the Coachella committee, if they don't mind. 1. Do you really think your demographic wants to see AC/DC? Of all the incredible classic rock acts to bring back, you choose the two dudes who have the most generic hits. At least they'll be cool in their trouser shorts in the desert.  Points for: Steely Dan.2. What's with the "house" acts?  Are the folks at Coachella really not tapped into the current house music scene to the point they're putting Guetta, remnants of the Swedish House Mafia and poor ol' Kaskade on the bill? It's like they went for the uber-mainstream house acts, and then for some reason skipped the entire current underground scene and booked old dudes from the '90s like Doc Martin, Danny Tenaglia, Pete Tong (this one gets a big "?!") and Carl Craig. Great rave lineup, desert bros! Points for: Chris Malinchak, RAC, Claude Von Stroke.3. Was Drake really the most exciting rap headliner you could muster? Points for: Ghostface Killa & Raekwon, Run The Jewels4. FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE AGAIN?Boring, boring, boring. The whole thing is like a 2009 meets 1975 soundclash, and not in an interesting way.As you can read, Pitchfork doesn't have much to say about it either. Indio and its sea of girls in perfectly frayed diaper jeans will have to go on without me.BONUS: Pic of me and some hooligans at Coachella in 2006 (yes, "the Daft Punk year"):